Pallyisms


Pallyisms – The simple phrases, silly observations, and eternal wisdom from the crusty crab we know as ‘Pally’.

“‘Cause that’s the kinda guy I am.”

TAKING RISKS
“I didn’t come all this way to lay up.”

VIOLENCE
“No intellect.” [while shaking head in disapproval and tapping temple with pointer finger]
“Reach over here again and you’ll be comin’ back with a bloody stump!”

LUCK
“I can’t win for losing.”
“We’re sucking on the hind tit.”
“You could fall into a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a dozen roses.”
“I wonder what the poor people are doing…”
“Ya know, you guys got it dicked!?!”
“You’re the luckiest guy.’

QUALITY CONTROL
“We ain’t building a watch.”
“A blind man would be happy to see that.”

WORK ETHIC
“Quit dickin’ around and get to work.”

FOOD
“An army travels on its stomach.”
“That’s got a good flavor”

ANYTHING THAT COULD POTENTIALLY HARM YOU
“Ahh, it won’t hurt ya!”

SHIT
“Happier than a pig in shit.”
“He’s so happy he doesn’t know whether to shit or go blind.”
“Now we’ll see where the bear shit in the woods.”
“The eagle shits on friday.”
“Feed the monkey and watch him shit.”